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Kate Middleton Destined To Have A Miscarriage

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Kate Middleton miscarriage


Yesterday it was announced that after years of trying Princess Kate Middleton has finally become pregnant. The “good” news was short lived however, as it was also announced that Kate has already been hospitalized with what is being called “severe morning sickness”.


Obviously the fetus is rejecting Kate’s polluted womb, and she will soon miscarry. Like most infidel women, Kate Middleton’s uterus is almost certainly in shambles after living a life of wanton debauchery, making it incapable of sustaining life.


Furthermore, Allah in his infinite wisdom would never allow another balding inbred British “royal” to be born into this world, as long as the UK continues its immoral support of the Satanic state of Israel.

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DJ Who Pranked Kate Middleton Commits Suicide

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Kate Middleton prank suicide


The Australian DJ who famously prank called Kate Middleton in the hospital has committed suicide.


Radio personality Mel Greig had been battling intense media scrutiny after Jacintha Saldanha (the nurse who answered Mel’s prank call) took her own life shortly after the incident.


Perhaps unable to come to terms with what her silly on-air antics had wrought, a distraught Mel Greig threw herself to a pack of wild dingos while out herding kangaroos on her family’s ranch.


With the nurse and now the DJ dead, this puts the Kate Middleton baby body count at two. However, it is certain that many more will die as a result of this cursed devil’s spawn that the British royal family is unleashing upon the world.

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Kate Middleton Nude Photo Leaked

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Kate Middleton nude


A nude photo of Princess Kate Middleton appears to have been leaked to the Web.


This nude picture of Kate Middleton is the epitome of decadence as she sitting on a lavish gold sheet while golden beads drape down by her immodestly large labia.


Thank Allah that due to the United Kingdom’s lax immigration policy and poor birth rate, it will soon become a Muslim state. Then Kate Middleton and the rest of the “royal family” will be royally screwed, as Shariah law is instituted and the stones begin flying at the crowns on their inbred heads.

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Kate Middleton Bikini Baby Bump Pics

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Kate Middleton bikini baby bump


Despite being pregnant Princess Kate Middleton just can not help but prostitute her shameful feminine body in a bikini for all the world to see while on a private beach on the Caribbean island of Mustique.


Kate Middleton is clearly a royal attention whore who gets off on cuckolding her effeminate inbred husband Prince William, and disgracing the British royal family worse then William’s slut of a mother Diana ever did.


Thankfully the royal family will be able to “take care” of Kate Middleton soon, as based on her baby bump in these bikini pics she should be about ready to dig a nest on the beach and deposits her eggs. Hopefully her hatchlings become disoriented by city lights and wander inland so that they get picked off by predators.

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Kate Middleton Caught Having Sex In A Limo

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Princess Kate Middleton is reportedly starting an album documenting her pregnancy, and the first photo is of the conception when Kate got railed by Prince William in the back of a limo.


Kate Middleton and Prince William think they are so fancy with their hoity-toity limo sex. Like most Muslims I was conceived on the back of cart, as my mother caught the eye of a powerful and forceful man.


That is how true men of strength and character are created, not by some foppish Nancy and his skank wife bumping uglies in the back of a luxury automobile. Kate Middleton’s child is certainly doomed to live a life of mediocrity and flaming homosexuality.

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Kate Middleton Ready To Officially Announce Baby’s Gender

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Kate Middleton baby gender


Princess Kate Middleton is ready to officially announce her baby’s gender, and early reports indicate that the news of the sex will shock the world. That is because Kate Middleton’s baby is a hermaphrodite.


Like most of the inbred British royal family, Kate Middleton’s baby is an abomination against nature, and will be born with both male and female sex organs (and possibly horns and a tail, but that has not yet been confirmed).


Yes the demon spawn of Kate Middleton and Prince William will almost certainly be a grotesque malformed creature. Of course since it is British know one will really notice.

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Kate Middleton Exposes Her Nipple

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Kate Middleton nipple


Princess Kate Middleton looks like some sort of white trash fertility goddess as she spreads her legs and exposes her nipple while sitting in a hooptie.


This Kate Middleton nipple photo is ripe with sexual innuendos, from Kate’s legs being spread wide, to the imagery of a beat up car where Kate likes to get pumped full of loads from the drunk “lads” leaving the pub.


Of course Kate Middleton’s exposed nipple is used to illustrate the bountifulness of sour milk that Kate’s baby will soon suckle forth from her cracked gin-soaked nipples. Truly this photographer is a genius at capturing the degenerate nature of his subjects.

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Kate Middleton No Panties Upskirt Pic

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Kate Middleton upskirt


The no panties upskirt Kate Middleton vagina flash photo above has just leaked to the Web.


The royal family tried to keep this Kate Middleton upskirt photo under wraps, but they have failed and now the whole world will finally see Kate for the degenerate trollop she really is.


After close examination of this picture, Kate Middleton’s “bearded princess” appears to be infested with all sorts of malicious vaginal weebles. Prince William would be wise to have Kate thoroughly deloused before stoning her for this disgraceful display.

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Kate Middleton Shows Her Vagina In Shocking New Photo

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Kate Middleton vagina


After announcing that she would press criminal charges against the publications that ran these nude pics of her, Princess Kate Middleton appears to have flashed her vagina once again in the shocking photo above.


This royal trollop can not seem to keep her crown jewels under cover. Clearly Kate Middleton is a degenerate vagina flashing exhibitionist. Kate only pretends to be outraged when she is caught, in what is obviously a feeble attempt to salvage the dignity of the British royal family.


However, I’m afraid the British royal family lost all dignity when they failed to stone Kate Middleton after discovering her maidenhead was not intact before her wedding to William. They must now suffer the shame that comes with having yet another (Diana) vagina showing harlot in the family.

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British Royals Caught Practicing Witchcraft

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British royals witchcraft


Prince Harry, Prince William, and Princess Kate Middleton of the British royal family were all caught practicing witchcraft in the photo above.


Of course it is no great secret that all members of the British royal family are shaping-shifting devil worshipers hell-bent on world domination for the glory of their lord Satan.


Thankfully their reign of terror will soon come to an end, as us pious Muslims are invading the UK in droves (as you can see in the photo below taken at England’s border)


British bobby

Soon us righteous Muslims will outnumber the sickly inbred native population, and we will overthrow the Satanic British monarchy and install a holy Islamic theocracy. The first of many to come in the West. Allahu Akbar!

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Kate Middleton & Prince William Show Off Their Baby Boy

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Kate Middleton baby boy


Prince William and Kate Middleton show off their baby boy for the first time from the balcony of their hospital room in the photo above.


Crowds gathered in record numbers outside the Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s Hospital in the hopes of catching a glimpse of the newborn prince. After becoming impatient waiting they began a chant of “show us the baby you haughty twats!” until William and Kate emerged from the room onto the balcony with the child.


Prince William then delighted the crowd below, when he showed his playful side by dangling his newborn baby over the railing. Unfortunately William and Kate have decided to keep the baby’s face hidden under a blanket for now, so that they can still sell its first photos to the tabloids… and because (thanks to years of royal inbreeding) it is most likely a fugly abomination.

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Kate Middleton Pulls Down Her Panties At Royal Party

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Kate Middleton panties


Kate Middleton made quite the spectacle of herself at a recent royal party celebrating the upcoming christening of her first born child Prince George.


As you can see in the photo above, Princess Kate pulled down her skirt and panties and told the shocked British elite in attendance that they should “Christen me vagina! This is where I made the baby I did.


Thankfully the UK will soon be an Islamic caliphate, as white liberal guilt and its love of “multiculturalism” has allowed us virile Muslims to infiltrate their lands and procreate most righteously. Thus the glorious day is near when we will “culturally enrich” Kate Middleton with our Muslim stones of justice.

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Kate Middleton Breastfeeding In Front Of The Queen

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Kate Middleton breastfeeding


Kate Middleton was caught breastfeeding her baby Prince George in front of her great-grandmother-in-law the Queen after the royal christening in the photo above.


During the after party for the baptism of Prince George, Kate Middleton plopped down on a sofa next to the Queen and whipped out her breast saying, “Ay this little bugger is hungry he is. Move over Queeny so he can have room to suckle me tit”.


For her part the Queen did her best to try and politely ignore Kate Middleton’s brash breastfeeding faux pas by working on a crossword puzzle, but was disturbed further when Kate shouted at her, “Hey you old bag pass me some of that Vagisil you keep in your purse. This kid is making me nipples as chapped as your old dried up snatch he is.”

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Prince William Breastfeeding His Son

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Prince William breastfeeding


Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge and heir to the British throne, breastfeeds his son Prince George in the photo above.


Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton pride themselves on being a “modern couple” who aren’t concerned with such things as traditional gender roles, so it should come as no surprise that the Prince has embraced his feminine side and assumed the responsibility of nurturer for their baby.


Yes like most Western men Prince William is an effeminate mangina who believes in the superiority of women and lives to serve his wife. It would be so easy for us masculine Muslims to wipe these foppish infidel men out, but we are in no hurry to put them out of their misery.

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Kate Middleton Visits The Troops

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As you can see in the photo above, Princess Kate Middleton made a surprise visit to the Wellington Barracks next to Buckingham Palace late last night.


Visibly intoxicated after a night out at the pubs, Kate Middleton reportedly told the duty officer that as a Royal she takes her duties very seriously, and that she thought the men could use a pick me up for the holidays.


Kate Middleton then proceeded to stumble into the barracks while stripping off her clothes and singing “God Save the Queen”. “It was great to see. We haven’t had this kind of support for our men since Princess Diana” remarked base commander Colonel Reginald Featherbottom.

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The Queen Inspects Prince George’s Penis

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Queen inspects penis


Queen Elizabeth inspects the penis of her great-grandson Prince George while changing his diaper (nappy) in the photo above.


The Queen is checking to see if Prince George’s penis is tiny and crocked like all the men in the British royal family, as proud parents Kate Middleton and Prince William look on approvingly.


Of course it is not required that the Queen inspect the genitals of her male heirs, but Queen Elizabeth has always taken it upon her self to do so. In fact, rumor has it that she inspected her son Prince Charlie’s penis so frequently and thoroughly that he was destined to marry an old hag like Camilla Parker Bowles.

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Kate Middleton Caught Having An Affair With Her Bodyguard

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Kate Middleton affair


Princess of Wales Kate Middleton was caught having an affair with her bodyguard Liam Arseshagger of Coventry in the shocking photo above.


Apparently Kate’s husband Prince William first grew suspicious of the couple when Liam would accompany Kate to the “loo”, and they would sometimes not return for over an hour. Of course Kate would claim that she had a nasty case of the “shits“, but William was not convinced.


William considered going to a private detective to put a camera in their bathroom, but luckily that was not needed as William’s father Prince Charles already had a camera installed facing their toilet (as he does in all royal residences), and he gave his son the photo above proving Kate’s infidelity (as well as a few unsolicited ones of the Queen straining to pinch off a loaf).


No word yet if William will be filing for divorce or if he will continue to be a cuckold. Kate reportedly defended her cheating to him by saying “Liam only stuck it in me shitter he did. It was a jolly good rodgering it was“.

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Kate Middleton Pantieless Upskirt Photo

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Kate Middleton upskirt


Princess Kate Middleton shows off her royal hiney in the pantieless upskirt photo above.


As you can see, Kate was walking with her cuckold husband Prince William after her breakfast of bangers and mash when she ripped a noxious fart which blew up the back of her dress revealing her regal ass cheeks. Of course it should come as no surprise that Kate Middleton does not wear panties even when she is wearing a dress, as she is what the English call a tremendous “slag”.


Obviously Kate is not wearing panties so that she can quickly sneak in “shags” with us virile Muslims behind impotent Prince William’s back, and birth more sons. Yes thanks to their adulteress princess, liberal immigration laws, and our vastly superior fertility the UK will soon have a Muslim majority and King (George Al Muhammad I), and be completely under our control. Allahu Akbar!

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